Resume — Dorothy Parker

Now here is a little something i’ve been thinking about.

“Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.

Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.”
                               —Dorothy Parker
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Now i don’t agree with that… living involves a lot more dampness, stains, cramps, pain and awful stuff.
Dying has got to be easy.

                                 —Rahul Mishra

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